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Not only did I redo the pantry, I also scrubbed the indoor trash can, hosed out the outdoor trash can (which smelled of vomit) and baked a lemon meringue pie. Plus I did it all in high heels, a crinoline, and red lipstick. Okay strike that last part, but still!
I can still beat you at a 5k run...
ReplyDeleteNo contest, girl!
ReplyDeleteIn fact, you could walk & I could run and you would still win.
ReplyDeleteYou could walk backward while I run, and still win.
ReplyDeleteYou could walk backward with your shoelaces tied together while I run, and still win
ReplyDeleteI could do this all day...
ReplyDeleteSelf-stimulation....hmmmm.
ReplyDeleteWhat if I were walking backwards with my shoelacse tied together and one eye was poked out and I was pulling a 500 pound lard ass in a wagon with only 3 wheels. What are the odds then?
ReplyDeleteI think we might tie.
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