Worm left another gift in my shower. To me, this is more confusing than the cheese. What is he trying to communicate with this particular item? I'd love to hear some theories from my readers.
I wouldn't really worry about him wanting a baby doll...he's a man-ly man. I'm almost certain his favorite color isn't (nor ever will be) gold. More like hunter green or brown or plain ol' blue.
Well, I'm really not that busy... mostly. I'm not a joiner, participator, or over-scheduler. It's important for my family that I keep from spreading myself too thin. At least that's what I tell myself on those days I don't shower or leave the house.
What's the blog about?
It's about my life. The main characters are me, Jen, stay at home mom & smartass; Truck, hard worker & indulgent husband; Huck, school-aged son, profound thinker & future president of something; Worm, toddler son, incredibly cute & future juvenile delinquent. Frequent guest appearances by Jo, SIL, triathlete & coolest girl I know.
Do you talk like that in front of your kids?
What's it to ya? Okay, I do take the swear words down a notch, but I don't edit the irreverence, sarcasm, or general snark. Hey, I believe in teaching my kids all sorts of life skills. Also, you DO know what the phrase 'tongue in cheek means', right? Just keep that in mind whenever you read my stuff.
Will you write about me in the blog?
Hell yes. I ain't skeered. But, I will give you a nickname. I suck at giving nicknames, so if you meet me and think you might end up in a post, you might want to supply your own nickname. Just sayin.
Dolly is a dirty girl and needs to clean up her act? Maybe she's the skanky cousin of the family...
ReplyDeleteI thought maybe he was asking for a baby doll. I like the idea that he wants to avoid the skanky cousin.
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't really worry about him wanting a baby doll...he's a man-ly man. I'm almost certain his favorite color isn't (nor ever will be) gold. More like hunter green or brown or plain ol' blue.
ReplyDeleteIt is SO obvious that he wants a little sister!! You must oblige him immediately!!!
ReplyDeleteSarea, are you off your meds, dear?
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