I knew that title would make someone think of poo. I was trying to be misleading to make the post funnier.
Worm forgets nothing, he is quite deliberate. I'm with Truck, he was just thinking of me. Too bad it was processed American cheese slices (yuck) and 12 hours old (really yuck).
Well, I'm really not that busy... mostly. I'm not a joiner, participator, or over-scheduler. It's important for my family that I keep from spreading myself too thin. At least that's what I tell myself on those days I don't shower or leave the house.
What's the blog about?
It's about my life. The main characters are me, Jen, stay at home mom & smartass; Truck, hard worker & indulgent husband; Huck, school-aged son, profound thinker & future president of something; Worm, toddler son, incredibly cute & future juvenile delinquent. Frequent guest appearances by Jo, SIL, triathlete & coolest girl I know.
Do you talk like that in front of your kids?
What's it to ya? Okay, I do take the swear words down a notch, but I don't edit the irreverence, sarcasm, or general snark. Hey, I believe in teaching my kids all sorts of life skills. Also, you DO know what the phrase 'tongue in cheek means', right? Just keep that in mind whenever you read my stuff.
Will you write about me in the blog?
Hell yes. I ain't skeered. But, I will give you a nickname. I suck at giving nicknames, so if you meet me and think you might end up in a post, you might want to supply your own nickname. Just sayin.
love it.
ReplyDeleteAre you positive it's cheese and not some "culture" that Truck brought home from work?
ReplyDeleteOh, it's cheese alright. Truck doesn't get access to any actual biological material. Something about FDA regulations and shit. It's totally bogus.
ReplyDeleteI think Worm is leaving a gift for his Mommy!
ReplyDeleteHe didn't want her to go hungry while she showered!
I totally saw the title and thought it was going to be a big pile o' poo! I could handle cheese. I wonder if he forgot where he left it?
ReplyDeleteI knew that title would make someone think of poo. I was trying to be misleading to make the post funnier.
ReplyDeleteWorm forgets nothing, he is quite deliberate. I'm with Truck, he was just thinking of me. Too bad it was processed American cheese slices (yuck) and 12 hours old (really yuck).