So I am terrified of google now

I'm still not quite over the "needs" meme.  I decided to do another one for myself using Jen since that is what most people call me.  I have no witty retorts to any of these.  I am wordless.

1. Jen needs a session or two with a therapist.
   
2. Jen needs a muzzle.
   
3. Jen needs to wise up.
   
4. Jen needs to get a grip on her life.
   
5. Jen needs human anatomy lessons.
   
6. Jen needs a make-over.
   
7. Jen needs to take some time and be by herself.
   
8. Jen needs advice.
   
9. Jen needs cheering up.
   
10. Jen needs to go.
    

Crap, I really do need all this stuff.

Okay, google, you have won this battle of wits, but the war rages on!