So I have a theory (this is nothing new, I know)

Google may think it knows what I need, but I suspect it has no idea what I want.

That's right, Google, I say YOU DON'T KNOW ME AT ALL!  I'm throwing down the gauntlet right here, right now.

Okay, so not RIGHT now.

I am about to enter the morning insanity zone.  I won't actually get a break from this until 11:00 a.m. If you think you would like to try the whole stay-at-home thing, come on over.  You will be dying for office banter with Ned from accounting by 9:30, I promise.