The world caters to those who are traditionally employed or those who lay in bed all day. It seems as though my choices must be, get a real job or sleep late.
I would love to shop somewhere other than Wal-Mart or Target, but no where else is open before 10 a.m. I would truly love to give my husband's hard earned dollars to local businesses, but they are never open! Okay, that's an exaggeration, but they aren't open when I want to shop there.
I am dreading summer. What am I supposed to do with my kids from 6:30 a.m. until 10 a.m.? That is a LOT of time to spend at home with your kids. Seriously. Normally, when they are really wearing on my nerves, it is late afternoon, so I drink a beer. Drinking at 4 p.m. because your kids make you want to watch Mommie Dearest for pointers is okay.
Drinking at 8 a.m. is alcoholism.
The world is against me and wants me to become a lush.
Please someone start opening earlier before I have to preemptively remove all the wire hangers from my home.
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