So we are in the Big D

The mom-mobile is officially re-named the dance-mobile (AKA, the party bus, but only after dark). The dance-mobile is part of a tour guide business Huck & Jo have created.

The tour offers some fascinating sites such as the rear view of the West Plano Super Target. The tunes are indiscriminate and loud. The fart jokes are frequent and often involve demonstrations. Jo does the driving and the bulk of the narrative during all tours. Her catch phrase is "Expect More, Pay Less." She insists that she coined the phrase and is considering legal action. Huck is mostly around for comic relief and to chop pretend limes for imaginary tequila shots.

We are excellent role models.