Monday, May 18, 2009

So I owe Jo this post

I went to Dallas this weekend to help Jo settle into her new place. However, it wasn't all work. Friday night we went out for Sushi, drinks, and pool.  



You didn't take me for a pool player, did you?  

You would be correct. I suck at pool. Really, really, really suck.  The beers and jello shot did not help my game.  Yes, I said jello shot. No, I am not 19 years-old.  I'm sure there was a reason for the jello shot. That reason has long since escaped me.

Anyway, the point of this post is not to describe my pathetic attempt to play pool.  The reason for this post is to share with you a charming little quip I spied in the bathroom of the fine establishment where I learned that hitting the white ball in the hole is bad.

Some lovely girl wrote this pleasant little passage on the left side of the middle stall in the Back Yard Beach Club in Dallas, TX:

"You want to park your beff bus in my terd town - Ha Ha!"

I was going to add [sic] at the end of that quote, but then I decided my readers probably know I can spell the words beef and turd correctly.

I wish I had a marker with me at the time.  I so wanted to leave my own note for the author of that delightful witticism.  It was after the many beers and mysterious jello shot that I read it, however I feel that I might have invited the author to continue offering this type of sexual favor because she needs to avoid actual procreation at all costs.  

Then again, I might simply have suggested that she limit all sexual activity to solo ventures.  

I'm not sure what my mind frame was at the time.  

Did I mention I had a jello shot?

1 comment:

  1. Awesomeness! I had a great we got lots done. And I highly recommend ordering your drinks from a cracked-out waitress named Jodi if you ever have occasion to visit the Back Yard in Dallas! We got many of said beers for free! And Jodi was quite entertaining. And Jennifer is almost certain the handwriting on the quote in the bathroom looked suspiciously similar to the handwritting on our ticket! Jodi did seem like a nasty girl!