Anyway, I clarified, and it turns out he wanted a turkey dog. Dinner was less than an hour ago, but I knew there was no way to talk him out of it. He is single-minded, to put it politely. I'm an 'in for a penny, in for a pound' kinda girl, so I asked Huck if he wanted a turkey dog too. He did, but "Only if it's frozen."
Holy Mary Mother of God!
My regular readers know I HATE the phrase 'I just threw up in my mouth', so I will not tell you that's what happened to me.
Instead I will refer you back to this funny post I linked to a few months back. Pick any option on this list, or off the comments. It's all funny and it all pretty much sums up how I felt about the frozen hot dog request.