Friday, May 1, 2009

So Big E did not have my back tonight

Dude, a guy threw Tootsie Rolls into the stands.  Then he looked right at me and did that thing where you point at someone and then you point at your own eyes with two fingers.  I swear it's true.  I would so not make-up something like that just to entertain you.


  1. Both you and Truck have my apologies. Had I been there, we could have set up a defensive perimeter using Molotov Cocktails of Crown and Jack (don't ask me how I learned these skills) . Could it be that the events which prevented Mrs. Big E and me from showing up were put into place by the unholy alliance of the Tootsie Rollers and A/C repairmen? It's a classic divide and conquer. I sense dark forces may be at work.

    Regardless, I am sorry we didn't make it the other night. We seriously had our heads up our posteriors and went to the wrong game... all week long we had talked about going to the "Naturals" game. By the time we figured out what was going on, neither one of us had any desire to drive and walk through more rain at another stadium. It was a fitting conclusion to a crap day that was had by all in the Big E household.

    We would have met you at Jose's had we known...

  2. I knew you would understand my fears and take them seriously. I need to add that the man tossing TRs had on a google t-shirt. Do you think google, henceforth known as Big Brother, is behind it all? If I go missing you will know I was onto something.

    Jose's would have been more fun with you guys, we figured you were done for the night. If nothing else, I would have had someone else as cracked as me to talk too.