No really... what?
It's not bragging when it's true. Seriously, ask Miss J., she'll back me up.
I mean, if I can't be immodest about my kids, what's left? I'm over 35 so mini skirts are out. I don't have a job, so professional accomplishments are out. None of you are commenting on my recent organizational feats, so that's out.
Let me live vicariously through my kids. Apparently it's all I have left.