I saw this quiz on facebook. You're supposed to choose a group or artist that has a lot of meaning for you. That felt too sappy for me, so I went for pure fun! This is my life according to song titles by Dead Milkmen (runner up answers in parenthesis because it was hard to pick). Are you male or female? Punk Rock Girl (Gorilla Girl)
Describe yourself.I Walk the Thinnest Line (I'm Going to Purgatory) How Do You Feel?Take me to the Specialist (Two Feet off the Ground) Where do you live? Tacoland (Tiny Town) Where do you want to go? Where the Tarantula Lives (Beach Party)
Favorite form of transportation.Bitchin' Camaro (Nitro Burning Funny Cars) Your best friend is... The Girl with the Strong Arm (God's Kid Brother) What is life to you? Epic Tales of Adventure(Life is Shit) You Fear...Takin' Retards to the Zoo (Big Scary Place) What is the best advice? If You Love Somebody, Set the on Fire (Nutrition) How Would You Like To Die? I Tripped Over the Ottoman (Surfin' Cow) My Motto... Don't Deny Yout Inner Child (I Don't Wanna I Don't Wanna)
Well, I'm really not that busy... mostly. I'm not a joiner, participator, or over-scheduler. It's important for my family that I keep from spreading myself too thin. At least that's what I tell myself on those days I don't shower or leave the house.
What's the blog about?
It's about my life. The main characters are me, Jen, stay at home mom & smartass; Truck, hard worker & indulgent husband; Huck, school-aged son, profound thinker & future president of something; Worm, toddler son, incredibly cute & future juvenile delinquent. Frequent guest appearances by Jo, SIL, triathlete & coolest girl I know.
Do you talk like that in front of your kids?
What's it to ya? Okay, I do take the swear words down a notch, but I don't edit the irreverence, sarcasm, or general snark. Hey, I believe in teaching my kids all sorts of life skills. Also, you DO know what the phrase 'tongue in cheek means', right? Just keep that in mind whenever you read my stuff.
Will you write about me in the blog?
Hell yes. I ain't skeered. But, I will give you a nickname. I suck at giving nicknames, so if you meet me and think you might end up in a post, you might want to supply your own nickname. Just sayin.