Wednesday, August 12, 2009

You may now worship me for the domestic goddess I am



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Not only did I redo the pantry, I also scrubbed the indoor trash can, hosed out the outdoor trash can (which smelled of vomit) and baked a lemon meringue pie. Plus I did it all in high heels, a crinoline, and red lipstick. Okay strike that last part, but still!

9 comments:

  1. I can still beat you at a 5k run...

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  2. In fact, you could walk & I could run and you would still win.

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  3. You could walk backward while I run, and still win.

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  4. You could walk backward with your shoelaces tied together while I run, and still win

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  5. I could do this all day...

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  6. Self-stimulation....hmmmm.

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  7. What if I were walking backwards with my shoelacse tied together and one eye was poked out and I was pulling a 500 pound lard ass in a wagon with only 3 wheels. What are the odds then?

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