When I sorted the halloween candy this year, I divided it into two piles.
Chocolate and everything else.
When Huck saw this he said there was chocolate in the wrong pile. I went to investigate and he indicated that there were Tootsie Rolls in the non-chocolate pile. I explained that Tootsie Rolls are not chocolate, they are just chewy things that are supposed to be chocolate flavored.
Funnily enough, I had the exact same conversation with hubby a few days later. Is it a male thing that they don't know the difference between chocolate and weird poser candy?
Here is why Tootsie Rolls suck:
- they pretend to be chocolate, but they aren't creamy and delicious
- they pretend to be caramels, but they aren't buttery and delicious
- they look like cat turds
What has brought on this Tootsie Rolls rant you ask?
The halloween candy is all picked over and there is no more chocolate.
