He instructed me to take $500 out of savings and go clothes shopping on Wednesday when the kids are with Grandpa. We are going to Vegas on Friday & San Diego in July. I really do need some clothes that I haven't worn while emptying a baby pool or climbing the slide at Chick-fil-A. Even my 'going out' clothes have unidentifiable stains.
After he delivered this edict he added "If you don't spend all $500 you can deposit it back."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
breathe
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
gasp
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... okay I think I'm done. Oh! Nope, here it comes again
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA choke a little HAHAHAHAHAHA...
He said IF YOU DON'T SPEND IT ALL! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Who knew he was so funny?
I didn't know we got a clothes budget for the trip to San Wherever too...should I be expecting a check in the mail any day now??? Or does he not care what I look like on the trip? Hmmm....some brother. Well, I'll check the mail today anyway...it has been a couple of weeks.
ReplyDeleteI believe he is more concerned with my Vegas wardrobe. I think snot-stained will be appropriate for San W. However, I have decided to start mailing random things to you once a week so your curiosity will lead you to the mailbox at least that often. And I mean RANDOM.
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