So I need someone to come kick my ass

Worm is with Grandpa.  

I should go to the school and do the PTA budget, but, yuck.

I should reorganize the pantry, but, blah.

I should read a good book, but, meh.

I'm going to sit on the bed, surf the net, and listen to Spoon and Vampire Weekend.

I'm currently listening to this song.  I liked it way before it was in the movie 17 Again.  Just sayin'.

If you live near me, will you please come over and kick my ass so I can get up and accomplish something today?