What you see in this blog is me in my most organic & authentic state. I have another personality I pull out when authentic Jen is inappropriate. It's the PTA mom personality, lets call her Deb. I adapted Deb from how I used to act back in the good old days when I used to get away from the hellions and interact with adults when I had a job.
I guess I'm going to have to go all United States of Tara on you and develop another alter to use at the country club.
I'm going go to watch a bunch of Designing Women reruns now. I think Suzanne Sugarbaker should heavily influence my new alter.
Ohhh, fun. I wanna come play!
ReplyDeleteOkay, so when we go to the club, I'll be Suzanne & you can be Julia. I'm gonna have to get a big floppy hat & you will need a pole to stick up your rearview.
ReplyDeleteNow I am going to have to reduce my membership to a single instead of family! I cannot afford to have a scyztophrenic (sp?) spouse sullying my reputation at "the club"...you know how rumors get started!
ReplyDeleteOh, Truck...it's schizophrenic. And Tara doesn't have that, she has Dissociative Disorder...or Multiple Personalities. Get your psychiatric disorders straight please!
ReplyDeleteI would like to say, for the record, I will only help Truck's rep at the club. My club persona will be sweet and charming and no one there will know what I am blogging behind their backs!
ReplyDeleteOh, but I bet you'll have some awesome code names for the club ladies! I can't wait...
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