So I just ran the dishwasher

Why is it that a woman can get an entire sink full of dishes into a dishwasher that a man has already declared full?

I know I could google this query and find many hilarious and insightful answers.  I could then share these with you.  Then that would inspire me to whip up a funny little original rant of my own, but I am feeling a touch of lazyassitis coming on.  It is best not to push myself when I feel a flare up.